Total Medals Earned: 142 (From 24 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,375 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (225/225 points)
Arranged marriage.
Love blooming in the garden.
Not as great as queen, but sadly that ending was cut out.
Time to celebrate! Sounds like a good time for cake.
Lovely ladies.
Studies in love and friendship.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (125/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 4/6 (90/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
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Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/240 points)
Obtain the Halo.
Obtain the Gun.
Obtain the Sword.
Disobey 10 different commands.
Obey 10 different commands.
Kill 25 Androids.
Kill 25 Executioners.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)
Obtain the wooden bat
Give Albert the Bad News
Scrap a Big Robot
Defeat the Armored King Toad
Defeat the Mercenary General
Rid a tree house of slimes
Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Collect 5 Moon Stones
Steal from the mayor's treasury
Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Consumed over 30 healing items
Increase Max HP to 40
Upgrade inventory to its max size
Collect 20 Moon Stones
Carry all the best equipment
Break over 100 boxes or crates
Beat the Game
Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Increase Max Health to 99
Finish the game with zero deaths
Collect 40 Moon Stones
Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 7/15 (70/190 points)
Find Donkey
Find Beaver
Find Rabbit
Find Candy
Find Chicken
Find marshmallow
Findy Pussycat
Find Blue Coin
Find Rooster
Find Foxy
Find Melons
Find Play Dogg
Find Red Coin
Find Yellow Coin
Be the Lord of Doggy Style
Medals Earned: 5/5 (160/160 points)
Blow up stuff with TNT!
Collect 5 clams!
Make a torch and light it
Make a bridge out of rocks!
Sleep!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (20/20 points)
A date. With coffee.
Didn't get a Date.
Declined a date.
Kisses, kisses, kisses.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (25/25 points)
Ringing in your ears, late, late, late...
It's colorful, at least.
I think it was tasty?
Or maybe it has terrible taste.
They're not helping...
Medals Earned: 15/19 (195/355 points)
No whine and dine! Just dining.
Poor Ren...
Food coma galore.
Chicken and pasta! Delicious.
With pesto and tomatoes!
Noodles and lettuce?
Oodles of noodles and... stuff.
Stir-fried with... stuff.
Soup. With... stuff.
Yummy, yummy noodles.
Hearty and filling.
It's not alive!
Nora's Favorite.
Easy and delicious to eat!
Soft and full of meaty goodness.
Warm and savory stew.
Crispy and crunchy, yet chewy.
Lots to eat! Meat, meat, meat.
Cooking up a frenzy!