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Total Medals Earned: 142 (From 24 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,375 Points

Lady of the Castle

Lie Back, and Think of Deiceno Unlocked 10/10/14
25 Points
Arranged marriage.
Morning Garden Romance Unlocked 10/10/14
25 Points
Love blooming in the garden.
Trusted Advisor Unlocked 10/10/14
25 Points
Not as great as queen, but sadly that ending was cut out.
Freedom! Unlocked 10/10/14
50 Points
Time to celebrate! Sounds like a good time for cake.
The Lady and the Maid Unlocked 10/10/14
50 Points
Lovely ladies.
Written in the Pages Unlocked 10/10/14
50 Points
Studies in love and friendship.

Medals Earned: 6/6 (225/225 points)


Love Always Remains Unlocked 11/15/14
25 Points
Take the easy way out.
Party In The Dungeon Unlocked 11/15/14
25 Points
That's quite a busy reign
Whyyyyy? Unlocked 11/15/14
25 Points
Kinghood suxx
Eternity Unlocked 11/15/14
50 Points
Grab your piece of eternal kingship

Medals Earned: 4/4 (125/125 points)

Nothing To Hide

BE SOMEBODY Unlocked 9/14/14
5 Points
Run away, and begin your escape.
Self Surveillance Unlocked 9/14/14
10 Points
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Slidewalking Unlocked 9/14/14
25 Points
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
An Act of Activation Unlocked 9/14/14
50 Points
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Support & Share 5 Points Support us, or share this satire of social media on social media.
BE NOBODY 100 Points Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!

Medals Earned: 4/6 (90/195 points)


Halo Unlocked 11/5/14
5 Points
Obtain the Halo.
Gun 5 Points Obtain the Gun.
Sword 5 Points Obtain the Sword.
Sinner 10 Points Disobey 10 different commands.
Slave 10 Points Obey 10 different commands.
Murderer 25 Points Kill 25 Androids.
Warrior 25 Points Kill 25 Executioners.
Complete Submission Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Monster Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Seduced... Fooled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hope for the Future Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
A Friend of Enemies Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pacifist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/240 points)


It's dangerous to go alone! Unlocked 4/9/15
5 Points
Obtain the wooden bat
Bearer of Bad News 5 Points Give Albert the Bad News
Breaker of Robots 5 Points Scrap a Big Robot
Bully to Toads 5 Points Defeat the Armored King Toad
Enemy to Kobolds 5 Points Defeat the Mercenary General
Exterminator 5 Points Rid a tree house of slimes
Harpy Backfire 5 Points Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Never knew what hit him 5 Points Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Never waste food 5 Points Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Novice Moon Stone Hunter 5 Points Collect 5 Moon Stones
Robin Hood? 5 Points Steal from the mayor's treasury
Slayer of Dragons 5 Points Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
A Connoisseur of Fluffy Pillows 10 Points Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Big Eater 10 Points Consumed over 30 healing items
Iron Skin 10 Points Increase Max HP to 40
Big Bag 25 Points Upgrade inventory to its max size
Experienced Moon Stone Hunter 25 Points Collect 20 Moon Stones
Most Dangerous Arsenal 25 Points Carry all the best equipment
Property Destruction 25 Points Break over 100 boxes or crates
The End 25 Points Beat the Game
Treasure Hunter 25 Points Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Diamond Skin 50 Points Increase Max Health to 99
Indomitable! 50 Points Finish the game with zero deaths
Master Moon Stone Hunter 50 Points Collect 40 Moon Stones
Speed Runner! 50 Points Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Last Song of Earth Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Good Friend Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Number 42 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Repentance Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Explorer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)

Play Boy Mansion

Ass Unlocked 7/19/19
10 Points
Find Donkey
Beaver Unlocked 7/19/19
10 Points
Find Beaver
Bunny Unlocked 7/19/19
10 Points
Find Rabbit
Candy Unlocked 7/19/19
10 Points
Find Candy
Chick Unlocked 7/19/19
10 Points
Find Chicken
Mellow Unlocked 7/19/19
10 Points
Find marshmallow
Pussy Unlocked 7/19/19
10 Points
Findy Pussycat
Blue Coin 10 Points Find Blue Coin
Cock 10 Points Find Rooster
Foxy 10 Points Find Foxy
Melons 10 Points Find Melons
Play Dogg 10 Points Find Play Dogg
Red Coin 10 Points Find Red Coin
Yellow Coin 10 Points Find Yellow Coin
Lord of Doggy Style 50 Points Be the Lord of Doggy Style

Medals Earned: 7/15 (70/190 points)

Shipwreck Island Escape 2

Destruction Unlocked 1/21/15
10 Points
Blow up stuff with TNT!
Clams Unlocked 1/21/15
25 Points
Collect 5 clams!
Torch Unlocked 1/21/15
25 Points
Make a torch and light it
Rocks Unlocked 1/21/15
50 Points
Make a bridge out of rocks!
Sleep! Unlocked 1/21/15
50 Points

Medals Earned: 5/5 (160/160 points)

The Elevator

Coffee Date Unlocked 10/10/14
5 Points
A date. With coffee.
Heartbreak Unlocked 10/10/14
5 Points
Didn't get a Date.
Heartbreak Maybe? Unlocked 10/10/14
5 Points
Declined a date.
Sweet Kisses Unlocked 10/10/14
5 Points
Kisses, kisses, kisses.

Medals Earned: 4/4 (20/20 points)

The Garden

Alarm Clock Unlocked 10/10/14
5 Points
Ringing in your ears, late, late, late...
Enter Weird Dream Unlocked 10/10/14
5 Points
It's colorful, at least.
Let Them Eat Cake Unlocked 10/10/14
5 Points
I think it was tasty?
The Cake is Terrible Unlocked 10/10/14
5 Points
Or maybe it has terrible taste.
Too Many Signs Unlocked 10/10/14
5 Points
They're not helping...

Medals Earned: 5/5 (25/25 points)

The Grocery Store

Delicious Dinner Unlocked 10/20/14
5 Points
No whine and dine! Just dining.
Food Poisoning Unlocked 10/20/14
5 Points
Poor Ren...
Sleepy Success Unlocked 10/20/14
5 Points
Food coma galore.
Chicken Penne Unlocked 10/20/14
10 Points
Chicken and pasta! Delicious.
Chicken Pizza Unlocked 10/20/14
10 Points
With pesto and tomatoes!
Lettuce Wrap Unlocked 10/20/14
10 Points
Noodles and lettuce?
Mystery Noodles Unlocked 10/20/14
10 Points
Oodles of noodles and... stuff.
Mystery Rice Unlocked 10/20/14
10 Points
Stir-fried with... stuff.
Mystery Soup Unlocked 10/20/14
10 Points
Soup. With... stuff.
Pork Ramen Unlocked 10/20/14
10 Points
Yummy, yummy noodles.
Spaghetti and Meatballs Unlocked 10/20/14
10 Points
Hearty and filling.
Attack of the Kraken Unlocked 10/20/14
25 Points
It's not alive!
Chicken Curry Unlocked 10/20/14
25 Points
Nora's Favorite.
Hamburg Steak Unlocked 10/20/14
25 Points
Easy and delicious to eat!
Pork Buns Unlocked 10/20/14
25 Points
Soft and full of meaty goodness.
Beef Stew 10 Points Warm and savory stew.
Fried Calamari 25 Points Crispy and crunchy, yet chewy.
Pork Belly 25 Points Lots to eat! Meat, meat, meat.
Cook 'em All! 100 Points Cooking up a frenzy!

Medals Earned: 15/19 (195/355 points)